abjimmyz:

scarletwhat:

chocolatecavalier:

sassyspider8itch:

carcinoguitarist:

islenskt:

I got a blue pen stabbed six inches deep in my throat with a 7% chance of survival. Oh.

Congrats again, Freyr.

my earbuds are in my upper thigh 2 inches deep

i have a 38 chance of survival

wow UmU ]

(How can I even get sta88ed 11 inches deep in my shoulder with my fingernails? I have a 97% chance of survival though.)

I got stabbed an inch deep with a blanket in my finger and somehow only have a 10% chance of survival. I’m a wimp.

I got stabbed in the eye with my eye medication, 6 inches deep, and I have a22% chance of survival That’s good enough for me

Stabbed by my wallet, 1 inch deep, in my arm, with a 55% survival chance, I think I’ll survive XD

Stabbed by a shirt IN MY HANDS. Shits seven inches in. 9% chance. Shit.

(Source: klondyk3, via abjimmyz-deactivated20121006)